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Floob

(noun) A purple hallucinogenic apple that makes you see the Galaxy
Dude, did you see Jane yesterday after eating a Floob? She was lying on the ground, laughing at nothing, I'm never going near that stuff.
by Blibbling March 18, 2026
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Floob

Aww floob
You fatherfloober
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Floober goober

Blorbo from my shows is a floober goober
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Flocking

The act if covering a inanimate object in pubic hairs and using your jizz as the glue between the two
Person 1: yo bro, you tryna go flocking on my pinkie pie toy this afternoon?
Person 2: Im calling the cops
by Ifyouseethisspqrykitsme March 22, 2025
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floaker

1. A character type in China Mieville’s Embassy Town
2. A potentially original floating oak tree with telekinetic capabilities.
“ who were we? Not many, a gathering of no ones, floakers, dissident Staff, a handful of precious Ambassadors. But our numbers were growing,”
- Embassytown, Chapter 13. Del Rey Ballantine Books c China Mieville 2011
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Flocking

The act of covering a inanimate object in your jizz and then covering it with pubes whilst using the jizz as a glue
Man 1: yo dude, you wanna go flocking with out pinky pie toys later?

Man 2: Im calling the cops.
by Ifyouseethisspqrykitsme April 20, 2025
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Flokkake

When the pollen count is high, irritating your hay-fever. This is caused by the flowers participating in a bukkake, shooting plant based jizz into your face.
Do you have any loratadine? This flokkake is really going for my eyes.
by Flowerjizz May 17, 2025
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