flost

a compound word combining the words "fucking" and "lost"

"Oh man I am so flost right now"

"that's not on the map, I am so flost"

by Darkken August 2, 2014

Flobster

A Female Lobster

Mike: What's a female lobster called??

Julie: A flobster you twat

by Giggler10000 January 8, 2009

flobster

Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.

Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.

by flobster man December 27, 2011

the root beer float

The act of doing anal and having the femael gender shit on your dck clean it with her mouth and then keep it on her mouth and then you cum on your chest and then she spits it on your chest: The rooot bear float

man ishe really lovess the root beer float

by Soy Sause November 30, 2017

floaties

The weird, gurgling sound in your stomach produced after drinking 3 bottles of water before 5th period.

"Damn it, I have the floaties again. Do you think beautiful heard that?"

by simply_stylin April 12, 2005

Coke Float

Snorting a line of coke off a floating turd in the toilet.

"Susan ran out of blow and the only way I would give her mine is if she did a coke float".

by CokeFloat Bob November 29, 2010

Floating a Watermelon

When a person or a group eat a vodka-filled watermelon.

Jack, Jane, John, and Jill are going to be floating a watermelon tonight.

by Original Citrus August 8, 2007