frosted flakes

a derogatory term for a flaky or shady acting white person

omg did you believe that frosted flake at the store that just threw my change at me

omg did you see that that frosted flake just ignored me like that, played like i wasn't even there

frosted flakes don't speak back when you speak to them

by wHaTzYoNaMe April 26, 2017

stripper flakes

When a stripper rubs up on you, and there's residue.

"Yo bro, them stripper flakes on your chin are straight crusty!"

by CrustyFlakes May 27, 2017

Compulsive Flake

Rachel Watkins

I wanted to have friends, but then I realised i'm a compulsive flake.

by SuperMcnuggets April 19, 2018

Bradley Flake

(n) A person who makes plans then abandons them at the last second. They then try to justify why they can’t make it with irrational excuses.

Jamie: Hey, are we still going out on the town tonight.

Sean: No I don’t think I can make it I’m hanging with my cousin tonight.
Jamie: Dude we have been planning this for a few days.

Sean: Sorry, I just don’t see my cousin often.

Jamie: Cool. Thanks asshole. You’re such a Bradley Flake.

by Mack and titties September 28, 2017

Frosted Flakes

When you beat ur dick rough the day before and you get flakey skin; the next day you beat off and cum it lands on the flakey skin and it burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the burn.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?”

by unnamed the unnamed November 19, 2017

Frosted Flakes

Friday you beat off rough and the skin gets flakey; the next day you beat off and you cum it lands on the flakey skin and burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the pain.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?

by unnamed the unnamed November 20, 2017

Lanky Flakes

The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!

Lanky Flakes is good cereal!

by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017