(n) A person who makes plans then abandons them at the last second. They then try to justify why they can’t make it with irrational excuses.
Jamie: Hey, are we still going out on the town tonight.
Sean: No I don’t think I can make it I’m hanging with my cousin tonight.
Jamie: Dude we have been planning this for a few days.
Sean: Sorry, I just don’t see my cousin often.
Jamie: Cool. Thanks asshole. You’re such a Bradley Flake.
Sean: No I don’t think I can make it I’m hanging with my cousin tonight.
Jamie: Dude we have been planning this for a few days.
Sean: Sorry, I just don’t see my cousin often.
Jamie: Cool. Thanks asshole. You’re such a Bradley Flake.
by Mack and titties September 28, 2017