The term for people who enjoy assorted items placed into their rectum and anal passage. These people most often have names starting with T or L and can be found spending quality time with each other wondering what it would be like to have sex. Inevitably, the longer the decoy lasts, the more likely there will be a new employee placed into the vacant position. Get amongst it and pray for us.
Gee, look at that fucker in the gimp mask, I bet he's a fisty bun.
My name is Terry and I am a fisty bun. It has been 3 weeks since Ive had a fisty bun session. My goal is to insert a roll of glad wrap and re use it as a drop sheet.
(Shitstain)
My name is Terry and I am a fisty bun. It has been 3 weeks since Ive had a fisty bun session. My goal is to insert a roll of glad wrap and re use it as a drop sheet.
(Shitstain)
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(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.
"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.
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