Type one: Someone male or female who believes that women should be equal to men with no exceptions.
Type two: A woman with blue hair and pronouns who believes that men are shit and all of them deserve to die and rot in hell. Despite once existing inside of a man's balls, she would rather choke on her girlfriend's shit than a cock like the rest of us and will call you every slur she can think of if you dare say that she needs to calm the fuck down even if she does. The type two feminist is only friends with other type two feminists and they all regularly plot world domination to massacre all of the men in the world and figure out a way to keep the human population alive.
Type two: A woman with blue hair and pronouns who believes that men are shit and all of them deserve to die and rot in hell. Despite once existing inside of a man's balls, she would rather choke on her girlfriend's shit than a cock like the rest of us and will call you every slur she can think of if you dare say that she needs to calm the fuck down even if she does. The type two feminist is only friends with other type two feminists and they all regularly plot world domination to massacre all of the men in the world and figure out a way to keep the human population alive.
by almanac of bad decisions December 7, 2023
Get the Feministmug. That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.
Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.
by JigglyPuffinYourMom August 11, 2015
Get the non-feminist art majormug. a person who identifies as a feminist and claims to support gender equality, yet their actions or statements sometimes contradict this stance. This term humorously points out the inconsistency or ambiguity in their beliefs or behavior,It highlights the paradoxical nature of someone professing feminist ideals while engaging in actions or expressing opinions that undermine those principles.
"Susan claims to be a feminist supporting gender equality, yet her assertion that 'men are useless' contradicts the very principle she purports to uphold." making her a Schrodinger's feminist
by TheManTheMythAndOrTheLegend February 6, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's feministmug. A sexy Turkish man with an undying love for woman. He was sent out of the country for stealing feminine hygine products. He strives to become the best turkish feminist.
by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024
Get the the Turkish Feministmug. A feminist is someone who believes in equality for all, in every way. Some people misjudge feminist for being men haters. Men haters are wrong and are unfair for people who really want to make a difference. Men haters believe that all men should die, be locked up or have their dicks chopped off. These people give feminists a bad impression and make it harder for them to be taken seriously.
Feminists are not just straight females. A feminist can be straight or lgbtq. A feminist can be any one of the genders. A feminist is anyone who believes the world we live in needs to change so that we live in a safer and fairer environment.
A feminist doesnt just believe in equality for women they also believe in black live matter and pride and all equality.
Feminists are not just straight females. A feminist can be straight or lgbtq. A feminist can be any one of the genders. A feminist is anyone who believes the world we live in needs to change so that we live in a safer and fairer environment.
A feminist doesnt just believe in equality for women they also believe in black live matter and pride and all equality.
Bob:eww bobby is a feminist, stay away from her shes a manic
Jeff:what are you talking about. She just believes in equality and a better tomorrow. Im a Feminist mate.
Bob:oh i didnt know that. I think thats great. If your a Feminist then so am i.
Jeff:what are you talking about. She just believes in equality and a better tomorrow. Im a Feminist mate.
Bob:oh i didnt know that. I think thats great. If your a Feminist then so am i.
by Hi.just.here.to.educate.dumbas September 26, 2021
Get the Feministmug. A strong, independent woman who can do everything herself, until it is time to rent a U-Haul (or move furniture, shovel snow, make repairs, or any other type of demanding physical labor)
Friend 1: She really is doing it all on her own and invited me over for the party. But she also asked me to come early to shovel my driveway so people could park there.
Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists
Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists
by Hank Panther May 31, 2023
Get the U-Haul Feministmug. The definition of feminism says that it means equal rights between men and women, but actual feminists proves this wrong. A feminist is nowadays a triggered man-hating fat cunt (usually a female) who thinks that there is enough inequality in the world for them to take action (even if there are next to none in reality), but has double standards. They get triggered whenever they see anything that has with men to do and want to eliminate everything manly in the world, even males themselves.
So please, if you believe in gender equality, please don't call yourself a feminist.
So please, if you believe in gender equality, please don't call yourself a feminist.
Man: *tells a slightly sexist joke*
Feminist: THIS IS WHY ALL MEN SHOULD DIE THEY HATE FEMALES AND...
Man: It is only a joke calm down.
Feminist: NO HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN YOU ARE BEING A SEXIST WOMAN-HATING...
Man: Oh my god just shut up and get laid.
Feminist: THIS IS WHY ALL MEN SHOULD DIE THEY HATE FEMALES AND...
Man: It is only a joke calm down.
Feminist: NO HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN YOU ARE BEING A SEXIST WOMAN-HATING...
Man: Oh my god just shut up and get laid.
by Barnrumpknull May 28, 2017
Get the Feministmug.