a person who identifies as a feminist and claims to support gender equality, yet their actions or statements sometimes contradict this stance. This term humorously points out the inconsistency or ambiguity in their beliefs or behavior,It highlights the paradoxical nature of someone professing feminist ideals while engaging in actions or expressing opinions that undermine those principles.
"Susan claims to be a feminist supporting gender equality, yet her assertion that 'men are useless' contradicts the very principle she purports to uphold." making her a Schrodinger's feminist
by TheManTheMythAndOrTheLegend February 6, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's feminist mug.Type one: Someone male or female who believes that women should be equal to men with no exceptions.
Type two: A woman with blue hair and pronouns who believes that men are shit and all of them deserve to die and rot in hell. Despite once existing inside of a man's balls, she would rather choke on her girlfriend's shit than a cock like the rest of us and will call you every slur she can think of if you dare say that she needs to calm the fuck down even if she does. The type two feminist is only friends with other type two feminists and they all regularly plot world domination to massacre all of the men in the world and figure out a way to keep the human population alive.
Type two: A woman with blue hair and pronouns who believes that men are shit and all of them deserve to die and rot in hell. Despite once existing inside of a man's balls, she would rather choke on her girlfriend's shit than a cock like the rest of us and will call you every slur she can think of if you dare say that she needs to calm the fuck down even if she does. The type two feminist is only friends with other type two feminists and they all regularly plot world domination to massacre all of the men in the world and figure out a way to keep the human population alive.
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A staging definition as former salient , as this is any gender that has anti-telepathic STOIC AWARENESS.
EAT SHIT.
A MONOPOLY'S DREAM COME true.
A staging definition as former salient , as this is any gender that has anti-telepathic STOIC AWARENESS.
EAT SHIT.
A MONOPOLY'S DREAM COME true.
Come on ELLEN as on your show you are so generous BUT here you are being a FEMINIST ZOMBIE when we are trying to play CARDS AGAINST HUMANUTY such an incredible game.
You cannot read the mind of a FEMINIST ZOMBIE for only BUT EXCEPTION maybe as they go PRUDE side by they will never talk to you even if you try to PISS THEM OFF as be very careful with these people.
The STOICISM will have you do only one thing if you try to penetrate a FEMINIST ZOMBIE as you will become a MANDATORY SHITEATER and EAT SHIT LITERALLY as ANATOMICALLY INGEST SHIT.
One of the biggest functions of the FEMINIST ZOMBIE is to break down anybody's IMAGE to a NOBODY par example EXHIBITIONISTIC SHIT EATER as SHIT IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL and the MANDATORY SHITEATER pierces LOWER AND LOWER levels each TIME.
You cannot read the mind of a FEMINIST ZOMBIE for only BUT EXCEPTION maybe as they go PRUDE side by they will never talk to you even if you try to PISS THEM OFF as be very careful with these people.
The STOICISM will have you do only one thing if you try to penetrate a FEMINIST ZOMBIE as you will become a MANDATORY SHITEATER and EAT SHIT LITERALLY as ANATOMICALLY INGEST SHIT.
One of the biggest functions of the FEMINIST ZOMBIE is to break down anybody's IMAGE to a NOBODY par example EXHIBITIONISTIC SHIT EATER as SHIT IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL and the MANDATORY SHITEATER pierces LOWER AND LOWER levels each TIME.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 6, 2021
Get the FEMINIST ZOMBIE mug.A feminist is someone who believes in equality for all, in every way. Some people misjudge feminist for being men haters. Men haters are wrong and are unfair for people who really want to make a difference. Men haters believe that all men should die, be locked up or have their dicks chopped off. These people give feminists a bad impression and make it harder for them to be taken seriously.
Feminists are not just straight females. A feminist can be straight or lgbtq. A feminist can be any one of the genders. A feminist is anyone who believes the world we live in needs to change so that we live in a safer and fairer environment.
A feminist doesnt just believe in equality for women they also believe in black live matter and pride and all equality.
Feminists are not just straight females. A feminist can be straight or lgbtq. A feminist can be any one of the genders. A feminist is anyone who believes the world we live in needs to change so that we live in a safer and fairer environment.
A feminist doesnt just believe in equality for women they also believe in black live matter and pride and all equality.
Bob:eww bobby is a feminist, stay away from her shes a manic
Jeff:what are you talking about. She just believes in equality and a better tomorrow. Im a Feminist mate.
Bob:oh i didnt know that. I think thats great. If your a Feminist then so am i.
Jeff:what are you talking about. She just believes in equality and a better tomorrow. Im a Feminist mate.
Bob:oh i didnt know that. I think thats great. If your a Feminist then so am i.
by Hi.just.here.to.educate.dumbas September 26, 2021
Get the Feminist mug.A feminist cookie is the term for the reward some men seem to be seeking for saying or doing something feminist. Asking someone if they want a cookie may be used to mock, more or less gently, such attention seeking. A man congratulating himself on his feministic treatment of women is likely to be called out for cookie seeking. In general, feminists consider feminist behavior an essential matter of etiquette, not a cause for general congratulations and acclaim.
Bob: “Women shouldn’t go to prison for false rape accusations.”
Marie: “No shit. Want a feminist cookie?”
Marie: “No shit. Want a feminist cookie?”
by FLWizard August 10, 2021
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now i will say there are likeable feminists but they are few and far between
now i will say there are likeable feminists but they are few and far between
person 1: look at that annoying feminist
person 2: yeah they should get outta here before we scrap 'em
feminist: look at those sexists who are nazis and like to kill kids
person 2: yeah they should get outta here before we scrap 'em
feminist: look at those sexists who are nazis and like to kill kids
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