Bag of Fannies

That which is unpleasant, or a mess. So called for the mental image of a collection of fannies, perhaps belonging to the elderly or lose of morals.
Also applied to that which shapes badly.

Stan: I'm sorry Ollie, I just can't get it right.
Ollie: Jesus wept man, you shape like a bag of fannies.

Taken from an inital write of Laurel and Hardy's "Sons of the Desert"

by Waster September 10, 2005

fanny wacker

A term ones younger brother may use to describe you if you are a lesbian.

My sister Holly is such a fanny wacker.

by Superdannnn August 22, 2014

Fanny Roof

the large amount of fat that is over a womans fanny. stops it getting wet in sex when the man urinates to show how much dignity he has...

My wife is so fat! Shes got a fanny roof!

by Sweden4u August 19, 2007

fanny adams

Another way of saying 'fuck all'

1: Have you done your maths homework?
2: Fanny Adams

by BettyTom November 18, 2007

Fanny Pack

Usually a bag which is worn over the vagina while in busy places aka London. Is just big enough to fit a big purse and sum cash in.

Guy " Wow your fanny pack rules"
Girl "Thanks, i know it does!"

by Sxc-Babe-Beth December 7, 2006

fanny wank

when a woman masturbates or is masturbated

Matt fanny wanked his girlfriend instead of having sex

by jesscherry February 28, 2009

fanny pack

When a woman takes it in both holes, thus packing it in both her British and American fannies.

While unfashionable, she always touted the usefulness of a good fanny pack once in a while.

by nalpwod April 17, 2008