A "Fail" that is a bigger fail than a basic fail but not quite an "Epic Fail." A Fail that is rapidly barrelling towards Epic Fail proportion.
This drive-through is a turbo fail. The parking lot exit uses the drive through lane, and you can't see cars coming from the drive through.
by Ren Corvus October 11, 2018
Get the Turbo Failmug. Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”
by A human I guess August 20, 2022
Get the Failed miscarriagemug. When a cheap person regifts something and the reciever unwraps it to discover it is blatantly secondhand.
My friend regifted my DD an Easter egg sticky-taped to a dirty coffee mug, which had coffee residue and spoon marks in the base of the mug. Regift fail.
by b0sing May 17, 2011
Get the regift failmug. Normally referred to a single individual, however, it can be directed to a group as well. It is often used when someone or a group of people are epically struggling at something and/or losing.
"Wow, the green team is getting owned by the yellow team."
"I guess it's time to brew a cup of fail for the Green Team".
"I guess it's time to brew a cup of fail for the Green Team".
by Darkmouther October 20, 2009
Get the Cup of failmug. When The Biggest Loser music comes to a momentous crescendo in preparation for a commercial, and the commercial doesn't happen.
by hulu fan October 16, 2010
Get the Hulu Failmug. 1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.
2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.
2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.
2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
by The Wonderful WIz January 18, 2011
Get the Fail Linesmug. An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.
This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015
Get the Windows Failmug.