Filth Friday

The day for having filthy discussions and sending filthy jokes pictures and anecdotes over works e mail!

OOOh its filth friday I have got a right slime on...

by mama f September 23, 2005

Friday the thirteenth

Friday the thirteenth is the best day you could ever have lived through... the only night that you can wake up, knowing that you have just been raped by a demon

God! Tonight is Friday the thirteenth! Well, see you if I live.

by Small-pp-boi September 13, 2019

paycheck friday

When you get paid every other friday and today is the friday you get paid. Feels a little like xmas.

Let's order lunch/get starbucks and go to happy after work because today is paycheck friday.

by Heathermariba March 19, 2011

No Meth Friday

On Friday meth is prohibited you may look at it and jerk your cock to how beautiful it is but you may not consume the meth or there is consequences. This is known as “No Meth Friday”. As the famous Scott Loveless says, “As good meth is you never fucking do it”.

Nigger: “Oh I want some METH”

Lance Phillips: “It is “No Meth Friday” fucking nigger you can’t have meth.

Nigger: I will just do bath salt then

Lance Phillips: Don’t do bath salt on “No Bath Salt Saturday” bitch.

by negro500 November 10, 2019

freaky friday

to have as many drinks and other party favors as possible on a great friday night!

on that one freaky friday me and the homiies konsumed so much booze, we took those girls home from waffle house!!...or that girl had to have had alot of drinks she got naked on the dance floor! WoW!!!!

by h8tred March 13, 2010

Black Friday

everyday of the year if you're smart enough

God, those stupid so-called Black Friday deals are available everyday. Whats up with ppl who can't take a look outside retail mall stores? Who wait on huge lines for literally days when you can get the same deals online?

by Mimono Ooo November 29, 2010

First Friday

At a school with a block schedule the first Friday of the week is Thursday, because it is the last day that you do those classes for the week. The Friday after that, or Second Friday, is the normal Friday of the week. If Friday is a day off then Wednesday becomes First Friday, Thursday becomes Second Friday and Friday either stays Friday or becomes Third Friday.

Happy First Friday!

Man, I'm so glad it's First Friday. That means I don't have math class until Monday!

by Shady J December 21, 2008