Five Guys one Chick

The perfected version of the McGangbang. A double cheeseburger from Five Guys with a Chik Fil A chicken sandwich placed inside of it

We went and got five guys one chick for lunch and it hit the spot

by Somedudeoutback February 28, 2019

Five Peaks

To shag someone from all 4 nations that make up the United Kingdom (England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland) as well as the bonus peak in the form of the Republic of Ireland.

Just porked Emma that welsh lass, another peak conquered.

on four out of five peaks, just got Scotland left.

by Georganne Vicksunrise May 3, 2019

Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.

Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.

by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019

Five-head

A large forehead that you make fun of

Adams five-head makes him look gay and balding

by Southwestern hicks December 4, 2019

Five Hit

Another way of saying shit.

“Boys, be right back, I gotta go do a Five Hit”

by Phraseking34 January 16, 2020

five-facer

A fivefacer is someone who is not only two-faced, fake, and or a backstabber but all of the above and then some...ect.

Man that girl is so fake she acts different with each and every person. She's such a five-facer.

by susanahanson662 May 2, 2020

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.

As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020