Famous Farter

A person that thinks it is funny to always fart on everyone, and is fast to claim a fart just so people thinks it is him, even if he is embarrassed.

That guy is stinky and dirty, you can’t be around him for even one minute without him trying to be a famous farter.

Mark thought he was a famous farter, so he tried to fart on me and ended up starting on himself.

He’s so dirty, he gave himself pink eye trying to be a famous farter.

by Poncho5701 August 2, 2019

Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

Cannon Farter!

When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.

Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.

by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020

McFatty Fatterson

Another word for your fat ass cat. Or really anything else.

Cat: Meow
Mary: Good morning McFatty Fatterson
Cat: Meow

by Noice_Noice September 25, 2020

Keister Feaster

Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.

Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.

by Satan's Sphinxter October 18, 2020

Mister Fatter

An ex gym teacher, the strongest super hero in the universe, and a master of martial arts.

Hey you know mister fatter?
Yeah that dude Disurgrandma made?
NO YOU FREAKING IDIOT HE JUST PUBLISHED IT FIRST, ALSO HE DOESN'T FLY LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK, IMAGINE THIINKING MISTER FATTER COULD FLY!!!
Jeez, I'm sorry...

by Mister Fatter October 30, 2020

asder fasder

Adjective. Someone or something that is so unintelligible and random the only way to describe them is through jamming your own gibberish into the computer to express with oomph the type of feeling you just experienced.

"Agh u know Aryul? Fuuck, sadfasidfhalh"
"You got that right, he an asder fasder, I heard he got a big 🅱️enis tho"

by The Loud Hawk October 30, 2020