Ethan

A soyboy who cries on Discord about how he's so unloved and everyone hates him and that his fuckbuddy RPer friend took the fucking kids and left discord! We know you stream fortnite. We know you think you're hot shit despite being an absolute arsehole!

Ethan cried to his "friends" about how his friend deactivated his account!

by AwesomeEthanTV November 20, 2018

Ethan

Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too

Hey, I’m so gay im Ethan

by Lolzewesev June 13, 2019

Ethan

Yellow

Ethan is yellow

by Baebae12345 April 21, 2019

Ethan

A real killer cup pong player

Ethan could beat Chad’s ass from kappa pi delta in pong anyday

by braddydaddy January 24, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the type of guy that you see and want to get to know him instantly because of the vibe that he gives off he’s someone you like to be around and hangout with he’s really lay back , outgoing , funny in his own ways , serious , protective , salty , hard headed asf and probably most good looking guy you know if he likes you you’re lucky because he doesn’t just like anyone you have to earn it or have something that catches his eye his friendship / loyalty you don’t have to question because he’s the type to be there and do anything if he cares about you and he’s always honest he’s the most straight up person you can ever meet and most competitive person don’t try to compete with him otherwise it may not end good for you he’s also very athletic and will try out most likely any sport there is or he’s already done it before and he’s also a very smart guy

Jenny : you see that hot ass marine over there

Megan : yes he looks like a Ethan!

by Coco_69 June 19, 2019

Ethan

Amazing. Really cute, but not quite hot. The best person you'll ever meet. Ethans are kind and great people. Will you go out with me, Ethan?

Ethan is fucking amazing.

by LiteralMemes December 15, 2017

ethan

hes quite weird and he will most likely make you mad. he has low self esteem but is quite cute. he is nice sometimes and will make you cry a fuckton of times.

person A; ugh ethan made me cry again.
person B; yeah he does that alot.

by lol_I_suck June 11, 2018