Ethan

Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too

Hey, I’m so gay im Ethan

by Lolzewesev June 13, 2019

Ethan

He is a big poppy head who sucka da pepper. He also usually has a whopping -2 braincells

Me:hes gay
My g:yes has such an ethan

by Nonceboi69 January 17, 2020

Ethan

Tends to have longer hair than other males. Never has money on him and doesn't care about anything. Usually Throws up after around 3 shots have consuming. Ethan's also have some of the longest heads out of any name. There nicknames vary from Dude or Absolute Long Head.

Dude, Check out that Ethan.

by Devil85 May 24, 2017

Ethan

faggot

What an ethan... stupid bitch.

by ThiccyNiccy October 24, 2018

Ethan

That one annoying guy that everyone hates

That guy is such an ethan

by MinecraftGoat December 18, 2018

Ethan

a tall kid. ¯\_ツ_/¯

man that Ethan tall.

by hunter222222222222222222222222 June 6, 2017

Ethan

A mythical lanky cum-like pedophile that looks at your kids very interestingly. When you see him, run away because he’ll kill you and rape your children .

“Holy shit it’s Ethan!”
“I know. I want to fuck him, but he’ll take my children.”

by ChuyChugh September 19, 2019