Ehsen

Ehsen is the hottest guy you'll ever meet. everyone has a crush on him

damn, that guy is so hawt his name must be ehsen

by lit guy 1234 May 16, 2018

well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

by poo July 30, 2004

don't even

The lack of ability to comprehend, understand, or perform a certain subject or action.

"Bro, you seem totally out of it today."
"I just don't even."

by athenswill October 13, 2014

evenlyn

a beautiful , kind , loving person . one who you go to when you need help . she cares about everything . she cries in her car if she needs it . she's beautiful , never lose her . she's golden

yesterday evenlyn and I stayed up until 3am talking to eachother , gosh I love her !!!!!

by leni jane May 19, 2018

Expletive event horizon

1. The point at which your frustration rises so that you lack the patience or vocabulary to express it, resulting in a deluge of random curses.

2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.

1. "Bas-tard motherfucking camelshit fuckjock! Bellydancing cocknobbler!" "...Dude, what's wrong with Steve?" "He passed the expletive event horizon."

2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."

by Saluriel May 29, 2010

Event Horizon

the area on the side of a girl's face where her make-up partially blends with her actual skin, though still in a very noticeable way.

T: hey did you see Maria yesterday?
N: yeah she had an event horizon going on.
T: i know it was so nasty.

by Dennycrumbubble November 20, 2010

ehvan

The nicest boy you'll ever meet. A loving kind gentleman. You'll fall for him the second you meet him. He's the cutest person ever. He's EXTREMLY smart, and really fun to be around. He cares for you. He's a beautiful and energetic kid. He's the BEST basketball player you will EVER meet!!!!!!

"Wow have you seen ehvan? He's a real charmer!"

by Sierra Eileen March 8, 2017