clam ears

When your ears are so big and stick out the side of your head so much that they resemble that of a clam shell.

Damn that kid has clam ears. (also a good nickname)

by AQUAMAN2.0 April 7, 2011

Muff Ears

When every sound you hear is an orgasm to you except white noise. a.k.a patrick

oi! patrick! You have muff ears!

by paulmakespasties September 12, 2006

eased

Eased is the new owned.

Duder1: oh snap jack just got owned
Duder2: Good sir, I think you meant to say, "Oh snap, Jack just go eased."
Duder1: ugay

by radtse June 11, 2006

cauliflower ears

This is when you come up on some one from behind and vigorously create a heavy amount of friction on their ears with your hands.

Maan, he cauliflowered my ears so bad yesterday, they are still red from it.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004

rabbit ears

Ears that you hold on to have good control over the persons head while they are performing fellatio on you.

Ken wuz happy that dis ho, Amy, had good rabbit ears, otherwise she would have pulled away before he blew, da bitch ain't no goo gobbler!

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Bunny Ears

The act of slicing a penis vertically down the pee hole splitting into two equal halves to the pubic bone (still attached to the torso). Then, with two hands at opposing 45 degree angles, jerk/jack them off.

Ashwin : What did you do last night?
Pat : This girl gave me bunny ears.

by fuktd March 1, 2009

earsex

A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.

J: Earsex!
A: Where?
P: No way, total earfart.
J: Na uh.

by Earsexyness October 9, 2003