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Gaping Dragon

A particularly large fanny that has been stretched out due to decades of shagging
"Apparently Alex was gonna shag Molly but the sluts gaping dragon was so large that he couldn't feel the walls, poor fucker was thrusting the air."
by lanky twat the 2nd December 22, 2019
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Lip Dragon

A "Lip Dragon" is a human female's vagina dragging on the ground, as she walks...

Look at that!!! Wait, is that what i think it is, her pussy lips are hitting the ground..
Hey check her out, it's a Lip Dragon!!
by ElBud August 5, 2014
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Screaming Dragons

Sex act: The Act of putting any hot sauce in your dick hole, and your partner’s vagina. Then when you both Cum, it is as though your penis and their vagina are breathing fire.
My girlfriend and I did the screaming dragons last night... I haven’t stopped bleeding from my Urethra yet...
by The Sauce Bo$$ August 8, 2018
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Chunder Dragon

Chunder Dragon is to vomit like a fire breathing dragon. Key actions are to remember to throw your hands back behind you, and projectile vomit forward.

Chunder Dragon is best used as a chant EG 'Chunder , Chunder, Victor is a Chunder Dragon' This is best used inside a pub or club where a large audience can join in.
Ted: 'Mate, you are a mess. In fact, I think you are going to chunder, make sure you throw your hands back so you look like a chunder dragon'
Victor: 'Bluuuuuugarrrrrrrrrrrrr'
Ted: ' Chunder, Chunder, Victor is a chunder dragon'
by 100% Oxford October 5, 2016
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Shit dragon

*fuck me, his breath stinks!*
*Yeh he is the biggest shit dragon around*
by Heybro... March 17, 2017
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petting the dragon

1) When a bastard, who knows nothing, reveals his true origins as the prince of a great house

2) ferociously masturbating
Jon Snow was petting the dragon after he saw Daenerys riding Drogon.
by JonsBlueBalls August 17, 2017
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ancient dragon

The act of exreting your love juice into the mouth of a man/woman, upon which you slap them in the face, and watch as your explosion burst from their nostrils...
"Dude, i gave her an ancient dragon.. dumped my load then slapped her mouth."
by katiegaryfingerbang December 26, 2014
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