Man Donut

A man donut refers to the social situation where a mildly attractive female has a circle of “friends” that are all male, but the female has no interest in dating any of them whatsoever. This event typically happens around female game streamers or high school girls that have a nerdy disposition.

Girl 1: Did you see jenny with all those guys over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, she has a real nice man donut.

by Danklord of the West June 5, 2016

donut on the doornob

A sexual term for when a cream filled donut is inserted over a penis, and is eaten off creating a crumb cream type jizz.

Donut on the doornob me, Place that donut over my penis and it eat that baby.

by Pheonix phlyer August 18, 2016

Oklahoma Donut

The process of giving your sister a rimjob.

Dude, why does your breath smell so bad?
Oh I had a wicked Oklahoma donut last night.

by Mr. Webster himself12 August 4, 2017

dunkin donuts

The most prevalent eating establishment in Western Mass. Homogenising our culture so that people who fear new things can drink their extra large coffees in peace, before throwing the empties on MY LAWN!!!

I live within walking distance of three Dunkin Donuts, and accross the street from a McDonalds. Theese idiots come cruising through in their SUV's, throwing burger wrappers and Dunkaccino cups all over my property. I hope all some cop sees the powdered donut dust all over their shirt, notices their speeding vehichle, thinks "coke." and gives them the full routine, body cavity search, make their day hell for once. Rich fucks.

by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005

Warm Donut

A warm donut is when you have someone spread their asshole and the other person puts cinnamon and sugar on their dick then proceeds to put the dick in a fast in and out motion creating the anal cavity to heat the then girl licks the cinnamon and sugar off dick - Warm Donut.

"Hey Burny, I did a warm Donut with my gf last night, you should try it with your mrs."

by B & T March 30, 2017

The Jelly Donut

When you are performing anal sex on your girlfriend, pull out as you are about to ejaculate, you spread her ass cheeks apart and ejaculate around the opening, when you're done you squish her buttocks together, thus causing the ejaculate to squish out the top and bottom of the crack, as a jelly donut.

Last night I gave my lady "The Jelly Donut" just to watch the jizz squeeze out.

by SwayDizzle420 September 3, 2010

chocolate donut

When a guy or girl takes a shit, doesn't wipe their ass and sits on your face. Leaving the sides of your mouth all chocolatey.

After sex you come out of the room and someone says, "Hey man, did you eat a chocolate donut? You got chocolate on your mouth."

by Norman Bangs June 1, 2013