disorientled

a confused or stupid person of asian decent

the chinese food delivery guy seemed real disorientled

by john amenta April 13, 2004

discrack

Something on a compact disc or DVD, usually a video game, that is highly addictive, like crack cocaine - crack on a disc.

I've spent hundreds of dollars paying for World of Warcraft, that stuff is crack on a disc; discrack.

by kirisame4 August 22, 2010

Harold Knueppels Disorder

A condition describing one with excessively hairy nipples.

a bottle of nair is the only known cure for Harold Knueppels Disorder.

by Chri5t0ph3r September 27, 2007

SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder)

SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder) describes the unhealthy hate obsession with Taylor Swift
resulting in inserting her in situations she has nothing to do with or bodyshaming or slutshaming her . Usually done by Beliebers, Lovatics and other fandoms.

"Outsold Taylor"
"Dude. Shut up. Your SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder) is getting weird"

by moonlightrep July 18, 2020

Compulsive Asian Disorder

Obsession with all things asian.

Mary is sooo obsessed with Kyle. I think she has Compulsive Asian Disorder

by jennabenna1117 April 30, 2010

Connolly Disorder

Being a compulsive lair and going so in-dept into your lies that you completely forget that you are lying and you cannot keep up with your lies.
Also results in delusion and loneliness.

Examples:
1) My neighbor has an RPG
2) Chief Keef is my cousin
3) I have expensive hardware
4) My mom makes $1,000,000 dollars a year and works at The Wall Street Journal
5) i have a Sister
6) My mom bought me $8,000 dollar shoes (Marty McFlys)
7) I work at Nike
8) My family works at Nike

Gavin recently found out he had Connolly Disorder.

by RyanEpilepsy June 19, 2014

CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-III-R) for concept of the Cunt Face personality disorder (CFPD) is characterized by a pattern of excessive and inappropriate labeling of other people with personality disorders, including an excessive lack of knowledge of what they constitute, usually beginning as soon as they hear about the various disorders names.

This disorder can easily be mistaken for knowledgeability, however, a person with Cunt Face Personality Disorder does not simply grow out of this cunt faced state of being. You may perceive people with CFPD to be very intelligent, astute but shallow and with screwed up eyes like a cunt.

There goes cunt face labelling us all again. Little does he know he has CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder!

by Penfold4 November 12, 2012