Can I have your digits?

An inquiry to acquite and possess anothers fingers.

Greetings, Earthling. I am Nilbog of the Planet Sepa. My manual tactile receptors have melted upon entry into your planet's stratosphere. As reparations, can I have your digits?

by Bobert Crumballs April 21, 2005

can i get those seven digits

can i have yo number?

slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!

so, uh, i was wondering ... can i get those seven digits?

by Angelacia July 17, 2009

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue

Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier

Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.

by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020

Digital Death

An infographic that depicts various online platforms, and what happens to those accounts if the user dies.

Digital Death

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 8, 2020

the amazing digital circus

drugs, just straight up drugs. indie animation is better than garbage Disney bc they've been releasing garbage lately

the amazing digital circus is so good. I'd take this over Disney any day

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Digital Dream Girl

An eccentric being that’s stuck in the screen. On your phone, in your head, in the galaxy above. To see or meet a DDG is in other words, peculiar & wondrous. Don’t let these beings slip between your fingers now, they’re magic. Ruby’s flow through their blood, stars expand their mind. They’re difficult beauties. Anyone and everyone can fall in love with them, but will they love you back? Digital Dream Girls, they’re your favorite song, you’re favorite planet, you’re favorite candy all in one. If you are to love a DDG, fall to your knees, have it so the love you give off is unconditional, because that’s what they are, what we are, what I am. An unconditional Digital Dream Girl, reigning throughout your favorite Milky Way to the song “Space Cadet” By, “The technicolors” Head to toe in diamonds, smelling highly of magnetic cannabis. Digital Dream Girls tend to be, scorpios/libras/Leo’s/cancers. So the girl behind the screen, she’s electric. She comes in waves, bigger than oceans and sounds. She comes in colors, beyond the rainbow and wheel. Eccentric remember? ✨🌱🌊 For the Digital Dream Girl who doesn’t love herself like she should.

“For she unlike others was a DDG (Digital Dream Girl), you could look but couldn’t touch. Like a movie star, but in real life.”

“She’s in the screen, the girl they wrote that song about”

by Vasi 🍧 June 17, 2018