Fake Depression

Fake Depression is commonly used in online games. The best way to spot someone faking Depression is them Having a sad face on their avatar or just acting depressed. You can see they say "They want to die" and "I have no friends" or "I slit my wrists" or some emo stuff. Yet, they're playing with 7 of their friends. (Out of 9,000). God I hate seeing fake depression. Don't you? It's sad because depression is a really serious mental illness. Don't fake it, please.

Emo Kid: AUGHHH I WANNA DIE SO BADLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND IM TREATED LIKE CRAP!
Another player: Bottom dollar he has fake depression!

Emo Kid: NO IM REALLY DEPRESSED I HAVE NO FRIENDS BOOHOO
Emo kids friend 1: Sup nerds
Emo kids friend 2: Greetin earthlings
Emo kids friend 3: Numa Numa hey there
Emo kids friend 4: Greetings, inferior ones.
Emo kids friend 5: Hi.
Emo Kid: what the fu-

by The Dictionary Urban June 25, 2020

Nut Depression

The feeling of general sadness for about 5 minutes after you ejaculate

"Damn bro, I got nut depression after masturbating with my HOMIES last night!"

by gayfuckboy2039 July 10, 2020

Scrubs Depression

The kind of feeling after binge-watching the Scrubs series.
Life seems meaningless, you want to have a black best friend and become a doctor.

"Dude, I think my life doesn't make any sense.
I don't have such a great best friend, my job sucks and so does my girlfriend!"
"Dude, what the fuck is up with you?"
"I just watched Scrubs. I totally have a Scrubs Depression right now."
"Oh. I know that feeling. Sorry that I'm not black..."

by Y4nton August 11, 2014

Summer depression

The strong desire to not leave your house in summer. Even though the weather would be good to do outside activities or hang out with your friends

It is often seen through summer vacation

Not to be confused with winter depression

Person 1: Oh have you seen her outside these days?

Person 2: No, I think she might have summer depression

by Godlyaura February 10, 2019

Separation Depression

When you get so attached to them you become depressed when you leave their presence.

Emma: hey how are you??
Jasmine: Eh could be better. I left Anthonys house earlier and im going through separation depression.

by Inferno6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣ November 29, 2020

GREATEST DEPRESSION

The Global Depression that started in September 2008 and will continue for a dozen years.

The GREATEST DEPRESSION of all time was the global depression that started in 2008.

by Joe Neubarth February 9, 2009

Byler depression

The depression of most byler shippers. Byler is the ship of Mike Wheeler and Will Byers in the show Stranger Things. You get the depression when someone says Mileven is real, or byler will never happen. We all know it will.

Omg! I just saw some byler edits and I have byler depression now.

by Byler shipper July 22, 2018