GREATEST DEPRESSION

The Global Depression that started in September 2008 and will continue for a dozen years.

The GREATEST DEPRESSION of all time was the global depression that started in 2008.

by Joe Neubarth February 9, 2009

Literary Depression

The overwhelming feeling of sadness and loss of interest one experiences shortly after finishing a mind-blowingly good book.

Man 1: "Hey, what's up with Joe today? He seems sad,"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, he just finished 'Inheritance'. He's got a bad case of Literary Depression,"

by daddymorrrmon November 14, 2011

Fake Depression

Fake Depression is commonly used in online games. The best way to spot someone faking Depression is them Having a sad face on their avatar or just acting depressed. You can see they say "They want to die" and "I have no friends" or "I slit my wrists" or some emo stuff. Yet, they're playing with 7 of their friends. (Out of 9,000). God I hate seeing fake depression. Don't you? It's sad because depression is a really serious mental illness. Don't fake it, please.

Emo Kid: AUGHHH I WANNA DIE SO BADLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND IM TREATED LIKE CRAP!
Another player: Bottom dollar he has fake depression!

Emo Kid: NO IM REALLY DEPRESSED I HAVE NO FRIENDS BOOHOO
Emo kids friend 1: Sup nerds
Emo kids friend 2: Greetin earthlings
Emo kids friend 3: Numa Numa hey there
Emo kids friend 4: Greetings, inferior ones.
Emo kids friend 5: Hi.
Emo Kid: what the fu-

by The Dictionary Urban June 25, 2020

vsco depression

When scrolling through VSCO makes you feel the need for an amazing boyfriend who loves you VSCO boyfriend and a best friend to do cute shit with together. When you lack these things it makes you depressed

Damn, VSCO depression really hits me hard.
I know man, me too. I had to delete the app.

by Whatever in the mornin April 22, 2019

Male depression

something that males have that nobody cares about

male: I have depression (male depression)

Society: nobody cares

by XxSaZe_SunxX July 24, 2020

Byler depression

The depression of most byler shippers. Byler is the ship of Mike Wheeler and Will Byers in the show Stranger Things. You get the depression when someone says Mileven is real, or byler will never happen. We all know it will.

Omg! I just saw some byler edits and I have byler depression now.

by Byler shipper July 22, 2018

Nut Depression

The feeling of general sadness for about 5 minutes after you ejaculate

"Damn bro, I got nut depression after masturbating with my HOMIES last night!"

by gayfuckboy2039 July 10, 2020