dan job

Give someone a hand job while talking about web application security.
We were having a good meeting till someone started giving me a dan job.
by leaf lover February 15, 2010
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tinkerbell dan

a keyboard player who trips over cables and does a very gay looking "step" in the stumble.
Whoa!! Did you see how faggy he looked when he stumbled?? That was a real 'Tinkerbell Dan'!!
by tink March 24, 2005
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Dirty Dan

Citrusy alcoholic beverage made up of Mike’s Harder Lemonade and Orange Juice. Simply speaking, the easiest way to get f***** up.
I could really go for a Dirty Dan right about now.
by ao99 March 21, 2018
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Dan Harmon

Creator of the show Community and co-creator of Rick and Morty. Voice of a few characters on Rick and Morty, and generally cool dude. Some of his jokes make you think about human existence and others make you significantly dumber, for example a fart joke. Was also in the Simpsons.
Person 1: Did you see Dan Harmon in the Simpsons last night?
Person2: Ya, they made him a lot sexier than he is in real life.
by jewelsgard October 14, 2017
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Dan Marconi

A. noun; the most miserable person on earth. Dan has no friends and hates everyone, he has tried to commit suicide multiple times by, jumping off his bunk bed and landing on his head and using thumb tacks to cut his throat.

You know when you are coming across dan marconi when you hear "fuck you" or "sweet dick"

you can often find dan marconi sleeping, playing video games, or playing drinking games at the cliffs.

Dan Marconi also goes by the name D-nice or Slant, due to the interesting structure of his genitalia region.
Hi, I'm Dan Marconi, all I do is play video games, I hate my life, fuck you.
by BOB DUBBIN September 07, 2008
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Danning a joke

After a joke has run its course, a certain person continues to tell jokes similar or realting to the already not funny joke, thus pissing everyone else off.
After Karen was done danning a joke, every one slapped her and walked away.
by schlogden February 19, 2008
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Dan Rather

Dan,I'd rather not!

^from an old Saturday Night Live skit,lol
Dan Blather is one boring sob
by zzzZZ September 18, 2004
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