Sloppy Dallas

When you’re getting head from a girl, and she has a fat wad of dip in her lip. Leaving dirt yellow steaks on your Dick.

Guy: You see that country girl with the dip in her lip?
Bud: Yeah be careful though I heard she gives people a Sloppy Dallas!

Guy: What do you mean?
Bud: Your dick will look like you got shit streaks on it from doing anal.

by Tmpr October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip
Originated by Mcnasty,Soup,Doo and Blarg

"You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?2

by anonymous October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When you have your girl pack a fat lip of grizzly wintergreen and suck your dick

Bro, my girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night. It was the best.

by Dragonballzacrossyourface October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you give a blow-job with a mouthful of tobacco dip.

Carol gave the best sloppy dallas last night

by Pepperonii October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from a girl with a fat lip of chew.

Gary: "I heard sally got that gluck gluck 3000"
Jim: "Ya she gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night. Best nicotine high of my life"

by GluckMaster October 15, 2020

Dallas Dilemma

The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.

Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.

by Guazi January 12, 2021

Sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
This term has been created by the all mighty group involving McNasty, Soup, TheDooo and Blarg on youtube.

Go check out their amazing content btw ;)

"Yo did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Apparently some chick gave that dude over there a sloppy dallas!"

by missnoneofyourbusiness October 16, 2020