The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping
Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.
by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021
Get the Dad's Snoringmug. A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.
Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs
by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018
Get the Hockey dadmug. A Dad who tells everyone he loves and misses his kids but makes no effort to see them, doesn't pay to make their lives better and doesn't put them on his priorities list. So next time you hear how much he misses them, inform him that actions speak louder than words and to his kids his love seems like hate.
That Lee has posted another story with him and he kids how he will do anything for them. He only sees them once a week and fobs them off at any chance. He's such a deadbeat dad!
by LFC_Fan December 20, 2021
Get the Deadbeat Dadmug. 
A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.
He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration
He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration
by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020
Get the Second dadmug. 
by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck May 23, 2018
Get the dead dadmug.