Dressing the Wound

(verb)

Synonym for "Paint Brushing;" To brush your Cack or Penis against a juicy vagina.

I spent the first 20 minutes Dressing the Wound before I finally slipped it in.

by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008

mood dresser

Someone who dresses according to their moods,dresses in dark clothes when depressed or sad, dresses in bright clothes when happy or excited.

"Oooh.... That chick is totally a mood dresser. Yesterday she was wearing orange, today she's wearing puple and she looks pretty sad."

by pemoth December 10, 2008

ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

the hair dresser

During sex, right before the mail climaxes, he turns his partner over on her stomach, places his knees on her arms so she can't move, and ejaculates in her hair.

So i was with my girl last night and i did the hair dresser. She got real pissed. I guess that stuff's hard to get out...

by Babba O'Reilley March 6, 2011

dessert fart

When you fart, but instead of the usual repulsive, disgusting smell that follows, it smells like a sweet array of desserts, such as cakes, cookies, and sweet apple pie.

Kutch: *Farts*

Coklar: Dude serio... oh wait.... Mmmm that was a dessert fart!

Kutch: You're welcome.

by Theosquatch April 25, 2014

Dessa

that one ginger girl whos lowkey mean but highkey hella innocent tf dessa. also shes literally the only ginger who can get tan even with her freckles. she also does a lot of sports . shes also sexc af

damn that dessa girl got hella tan over the summer now she looks so sexc playing soccer

by loserquad September 11, 2019

Coogee Bay Dessert

Human excrement.

"Aussie slang"
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Named after a hotel in Sydney, Australia, the scene of a gelatto order that a disgruntled patron alleged had been laced with human excrement instead of a topping of similar colour.

"in the bathroom making a Coogee Bay dessert"

by Stephen Bishop March 4, 2009