dicksessed

When a female becomes obsessed with the dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan became dicksessed after we hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, the dick must of just been to good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

desksexual

When u stick ur giant long things into desks .

Hey I'm a desksexual.. can I stick it in u

by The sexual guy 69 April 10, 2017

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

Dickscalaber

It's a dick so powerful that it is on par with any sword of legend it is said on thrust from this dick could destroy any coon

Jason was born with dickscalaber he destroys everyone he has sex with

by Ghostboxbeat June 12, 2017

dicks cunt

Dicks cunt is another way of saying "suck shit" or "sucks to be you"

Guy 1: girlfriend ate the last of the chicken.

Guy 2: hahah dicks cunt

by Itzboobabeey August 23, 2017

Dicksense

Kind of like 6th sense but with your dick

He messages me everytime im naked getting in the shower.

Yeah thats because hes using his dicksense

by Mcbrittness October 22, 2017

Dickshift

A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)

Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?

Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.

Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?

Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!

by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017