A Dirty Panos is when you shove your dick in a girl’s whisker biscuit while you whisper in her ear: "I beat Dark Souls III in under 100 hours" to make her hornier
by panosplayboy April 3, 2022
Get the Dirty Panosmug. The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
by Meatman121 September 4, 2019
Get the The Dirty Joelmug. About the best female friend you can ever have. Will be there for you in every way you can think possible. Sexy and provocative. Knows she's the best and will prove it if provoked.
by DaximK July 14, 2020
Get the Dirty Kitanamug. the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.
by 420guy April 29, 2015
Get the Dirty Fortemug. The act happens after tutoring piano lessons to a girl who is desperate to get into Art Academy while the third party watches in the corner of the room and eats a bucket of vanilla pudding.
I.P.: My boy best friend did Dirty Lovro to the teacher to get into the Art Academy!
J.S.: Omg I can't believe he did that, that's why I didn't get into the Art Academy.
J.S.: Omg I can't believe he did that, that's why I didn't get into the Art Academy.
by DigBick1848 July 31, 2021
Get the Dirty Lovromug. A prank involving utilizing another persons deodorant to wipe ones anus without their knowledge thus defeating the purpose of applying deodorant in the first place.
by wonderhound September 20, 2010
Get the Dirty Sandelinmug. The act of being fooled into having homosexual anal intercourse with two brothers for two cigarettes
by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021
Get the Dirty Mugeamimug.