Scumbag Dad

He will go on a journey to get you milk

Scumbag Dad

by RoseRed669 January 26, 2023

party dad

Frank Iero

"yeah it was my sons birthday party then i had a badge that said party dad and i wanted to be party dad"

by rawr XDXDXDXDXD May 2, 2018

dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.

"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"

by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck May 23, 2018

dad-zoned

1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.

2. A variant of friend-zoned

3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant

Nemrac didn't like being hit on by Jason therefore she had to dad-zone him. Jason was dad-zoned.

by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018

Deadbeat Dad

A Dad who tells everyone he loves and misses his kids but makes no effort to see them, doesn't pay to make their lives better and doesn't put them on his priorities list. So next time you hear how much he misses them, inform him that actions speak louder than words and to his kids his love seems like hate.

That Lee has posted another story with him and he kids how he will do anything for them. He only sees them once a week and fobs them off at any chance. He's such a deadbeat dad!

by LFC_Fan December 20, 2021

my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

by toxfn November 16, 2020

Country Dad

A dad who smoke weed and own horses. They have a weird southern agent. They mostly have a Country mom as a wife. Their kids are secretly going into the city to escape the country. The smoke weed.

My country dad

by Hey kiddo February 9, 2021