Poor Man's Coke

when you cant afford coca cola so you have to buy faygo or other 1$ alternative soft drinks.

"shit nigga I only got a dollar and 5 cents how tf can I dead ass get you fucking coke"
"Poor Man's Coke nigga deadass get me the root beer faygo"

by niggadeadassdawg August 26, 2017

Coke Music

A magnet for horny 10 year olds seeking 18 year olds who turn out to be pedofiles. This shit is so gay you can't even say "as santa." WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT!

Random-10-year-old-hornbag: Hey baby i'm 18 years old and have a huge blah.
Your-friendly-neighbourhood-pedofile: Oh sexy what's your address?

by RP July 7, 2004

coke

The white powder that I like to sniff up my nose.

Mmm that coke is good.

by WyndX April 14, 2003

Craven choke puppy

This is a famous line that depicts someone who wants everything but, when they get it, they can’t handle it.

She be craven choke puppy for that man juice, but it turned out to be mandingo.

by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004

Choke the chicken

1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.

Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?

by M dizzle up in this hizzle September 28, 2008

coke cock

The result on the male reproductive organ after heavy cocaine use.

Man, I wanted to pound that ass but I couldn't get it up because I had cock cock. I should have laid off the snow.

by Nathan K. May 13, 2005

Coke Pussy

Like Coke Dick but happens to women. Coke Pussy occurs when a female partakes in a number of cocaine lines. The drug causes the pussy to become as dry as the Mojave Desert, making it difficult for penetration.

"I was ready for action but she sniffed too much cocaine. I couldn't penetrate that dry Coke Pussy"

by Dr. Zeuss PHD October 11, 2013