forrest cow

a cow that has super powers. he has the ability to shrink, turn invisable, shape shift, fly, goes zoom, read, and is married to a screwdriver (which is my ex husband). forrest cows are usually male. and come in a variety of colors. except yellow...., cuz that would be grose! he usually hides under peoples beds while they sleep. and they shrink and live in peoples shower heads. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when the forrest llama chases them!

persona 1: hey did you see the forrest cow yesterday?
persona 2: yeah barely.... he was really small and sitting in my shower in the corner. then he went zoom before i was able to get him!
persona 1: omg he was under my bed the other day! and was stalking me on the computer!
persona 2: wow! what color was he when he was under your bed?
persona 1: orange!
persona 2: coolio bro!

by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009

Cow bite

The act in which you grab a female's vagina and twist.

Yesterday in school, I gave Cady Andrews a Cow bite.

by Mike December 08, 2004

horny cow

one cow wants to do another cow

penis in vagina, feels good

by g-unit March 18, 2005

Meth Cow

Cows that wear plastic backpacks which capture methane gas they expel.

He has so much gas he should get a job moonlighting as a Meth Cow.

by Barbara T. August 11, 2008

Cow bag

A way to insult your close friends and get away with it,

A large stupid animal alongside a highly desirable female item

'Oh you nominated me for the ice bucket challenge you cow bag'

by Ribenacarton September 02, 2014

Cow Lips

The mass quantity of labia, or "lips", on the vagina. Normally resemble that of the lips of a cow.

She pulled down her pants and all i saw were a set of cow lips. I couldn't see anything.

by Hookielao January 09, 2009

Daft cow

Large fat woman who is dumb

Don’t be a daft cow Diane exercise

by Lil vegan January 16, 2018