original cougar 

The Original CougarA.KA. "Demi Moore".. An old soap opera hag,that used to be a minor celebrity that prefers twinks to give her life meaning.

Someone that is older & used up ;and never had a son,only girls so thats her way of having a son. Looks younger now then she was at 20. Some plastic surgions work magic ! One day he will awaken to his GRANNY !

That wrinkled old bitch in the corner is gonna pull a "Demi Moore"A.K.A. Original Cougar; on the cute little twinker sic.unsuspecting busboy,or poolboy,cabana boy

original cougar by thecandykidsduo July 15, 2009

Ultimate Cougar 

Taking the cougar relationship (younger man/older woman, age difference more than ten years or so) to the next level and getting married. This used to be very rare and still is relatively rare. Most cougars are not looking for permanent relationships like marriage.

My best friend did ultimate cougar last weeekend when he got married; he's twenty-nine and she's forty five.

Ultimate Cougar by former Wyeth again December 26, 2011

The Cougar

The Cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in Halo 3. The Cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. It will stalk it' s prey and then attack without mercy..... The Cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. Few have seen the Cougar and lived to tell the tale.

Spartan:"AHH, The COUGAR !!!" BAM....(dead on floor)

The Cougar by James Marcopolo March 19, 2008

toothless cougar

Middle-aged divorced or single women on the prowl for male companionship who don't really want sexual activity, they just want to be seen.

The two toothless cougars by the bar just want some attention and maybe free drinks, but wouldn't put their hand on a cock if their life depended on it.

toothless cougar by bullet88 June 17, 2009

The Cougar

The Cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in Halo 3. The Cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. It will stalk it' s prey and then attack without mercy..... The Cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. Few have seen the Cougar and lived to tell the tale.

Spartan:"AHH, The COUGAR!!!" BAM....(dead on floor)

The Cougar by James Marcopolo March 17, 2008

Liz-Cougar 

Different species of girl who can be compared to a "Love Cougar" or various types of predatory lion. They prefer to prey upon their helpless younger adopted asian sister. Most of the time ending in death which is why the Mom has to constantly re-adopt asian children in an effort to reduce the population in China.

"Hey bro wanna hang out with Liz tonight?"

"Idk yet man, my mom said to watch out because she has an asain fetish. do you know what that is?"

"Oh yeah i heard she was a Liz-Cougar"

Liz-Cougar by BackseatBanger January 26, 2009

lawn cougar 

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.

There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.

lawn cougar by liss09 October 20, 2009