covfefe

from old english: the origins are lost to the mists of time but is understood to be an abbreviated context referring to ones ability to with stand untruths and conspiracy theories spread by those of a liberal mindset or those who struggle with logic and truthfulness,

after a fortnight of Rebarbative Twattle being dispensed by the Nefelibata media, Only one blessed with a Podsnappery demeanor could display covfefe and befuddle those Nebbish types by Argle-bargle

by Carriwitchet June 1, 2017

covfefe

The Germans have a word that English speaking people don't, "schadenfreude" (is pleasure derived from the misfortune of others)

After traveling to Germany and meeting with miserable hag Angela Merkel from Hansel and Gretel lore The Great Fearless Leader MAGA Donald Trump coined the descriptive word "Covfefe", meaning 'pleasure derived from the misfortune of others' while he observed Kathy Griffins spectacular meltdown in national news

I'm filled with covfefe watching Kathy Griffith 's career go up in flames

by WhyZeeGuy June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When you do absolutely anything you can, regardless of ethics or appropriateness to obtain attention, whether it's negative or positive. In context it means "I don't care what kind of negative press I got, because I did those things to get attention and they served my purposes anyway" or "that's why I do those stupid things". In Hollywood, they believed for a long time that any press was good press. It's kind of the same thing, only it's more sinister and can involve doing things that adversely affect or upset a large portion of the population, as upsetting them is one way to get attention from them and thereby validate your self importance.

"Despite all the negative press, covfefe"

by Constantcomment June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Something Liberals jump on because of their lack of intelligence or ability to combat people who disagree with them.

No liberal can think, they just covfefe.

by kalsonger June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Thought to have been a typo by 45th President of The United States of America, Donald Trump in his tweet which read
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."

The internet ran wild with this, mostly liberal democrats using it to make fun of The President. The word actually has a meaning, which pertains to the rest of the tweet he made.

Yiddish in origin, Covfefe means "A futile search" or "a pointless and false quest". It was originally transliterated from Hebrew as "Kabfefe," whose etymology is "Kab"-relating to the mystical Qabalah - and "fefe," which is a word for "Butterfly."

What Trump was actually saying in Yiddish tweet-speak was "We are doing great things despite the press's negative and pointless search, aka fake news."

Looks like The President was playing 4D chess once again.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."

by Alfred F. Jones (APH USA) June 2, 2017

Covfefe

My interpretation. Covfefe, noun. A mainstream press coverup conspiracy about conspiracies, particularly child sex slavery rings at the highest levels of government and society. Synonym: "kerfuffle"

'Despite the constant negative press covfefe' Covfefe is equivalent to MISO, as in "MISO horny for innocent child's blood!" Enjoy your MISO soup, now with fresh Covfefe, no MSG!

by SpiceyMikeCovfefeWarrior June 2, 2017

covfefe

Commonly confused with many definitions usually defined by those with limited capacity.

COVFEFE cahv fee fay a swarm of usually 5 or more media outlet repreesntatives that are seemingly small in mind and big in mouth. known for being blatant idiots and writing contrived drivel.

TOM: Look it's the media ( CNN, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, HUFFINGTON POST, ETC.

Don: yeah aLl those idiots what a COVFEFE

by bigslam June 3, 2017