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competitive eating etiquette

When someone eats with reckless regard usually involving and not limited to ignoring errant food particles on face and, if applicable, in facial hair, shoveling food into one's mouth before completely swallowing the previous bite, utilizing every finger on every hand, and uncontrollable stares from spectators. Throwing up results in an automatic disqualification.
That guy always comes in here with his competitive eating etiquette like no one else comes to McDonald's. Show some class.
by cheezerguy October 11, 2009
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competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.
Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.
by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015
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complete and utter dingus

1. A term used to describe a person who annoys, frustrates, has done something extremely stupid, or has "done goofed".

2. A stupid object that is not cooperating.
1. Dude, did you hear that Bob did the cinnamon challenge yesterday? He is a complete and utter dingus.

2. OH MAH GAWD. This fucking bicycle is a complete and utter dingus.
by TheDisturbedYouth August 13, 2014
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Computer

A computer is a device that can be instructed to carry out an arbitrary set of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. The ability of computers to follow a sequence of operations, called a program, make computers very flexible and useful. Such computers are used as control systems for a very wide variety of industrial and consumer devices. This includes simple special purpose devices like microwave ovens and remote controls, factory devices such as industrial robots and computer assisted design, but also in general purpose devices like personal computers and mobile devices such as smartphones. The Internet is run on computers and it connects millions of other computers.

Conventionally, a modern computer consists of at least one processing element, typically a central processing unit (CPU), and some form of memory. The processing element carries out arithmetic and logical operations, and a sequencing and control unit can change the order of operations in response to stored information. It also works for Porn and Torrent
Hey, i got a new Computer
by Foxsi! October 30, 2016
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Complete Star Wars Trilogy Depression

The gut-wrenching and all-consuming pit of despair that overwhelms one who has recently completed the sequel trilogy of StarWars; and thusly has come to the realisation that he/she will never see another spontaneous scene from Ben Solo again-as he/she has witnessed all there is to see.
“Hey Lauren, are you okay?”

“No Adam, I have complete Star Wars trilogy depression.”
by Matt, a radar technician December 20, 2019
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Complete Sexuality

Complete Sexuality is an updated method of categorizing somebody's sexual preference, in line with more progressive information from Europe.
This newer version labels somebody's sexual preference for both gender and lineage.

Gender Preference Options :
1) Heterosexual (attracted to different sex)

2) Bisexual (attracted to different sex and same sex)

3) Homosexual (attracted to same sex)

Lineage Preference Options :
1) Outcestosexual (attracted to different lineage)
2) Bicestosexual (attracted to different lineage and same lineage)
3) Incestosexual (attracted to same lineage)

This new method is more inclusive and has representation for members of the Incest community who are marginalized. There are plans to help fight for marriage equality, in allowing same-lineage marriage to be legalized so that sibling lovers can have their human rights.
My office asked me to write down my complete sexuality, along with my age, my name, and previous work experience. As well as my gender and race.
by Quentesial November 8, 2023
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scotty computers

A way to convey that you are blushing.

Derived from the words of the illustrious lecturer in MSRIT, who used to blush saying these words.
Sid: Dude, you were glowing on your wedding day.
Plain (blushing): Thanks dude. Scotty computers..
by PhychoSid February 5, 2007
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