cock doughnut

A funny name to call somebody when they piss you off.

Person 1 Yo I Fucked your mom last night

Person 2 Shut the fuck up you cock Doughnut

by jasorkowski657 April 2, 2016

Travel cock

An unexpected erection experienced by all men during a sufficiently long period in a vehicle.

Guy 1: 'Dude, why you sat like that?'

Guy 2: 'Travel cock again'

Guy 1: 'Ah man, I had that ten minutes ago too'

by shmurnt August 8, 2009

Quack Cocaine

A duck's favorite drug

Guy 1: Whats a duck's favorite drug?
Guy 2: Quack Cocaine!

by EgoKiller April 27, 2010

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Cock

Why are you looking up cock for anyways?

Stop looking up cock on urban dictionary m8

by ChoKa LoKaq May 2, 2021

Cock knocker

An annoying person or jerky bastard, usually a man.

Joe is a real cock knocker. He stole my idea.

by Mrs. Unger April 27, 2016

Cockatier

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.

I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.

by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009