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Clown yo ass

When you finna smack the goofy outta someone, you gon clown they ass.
Ima clown yo ass if you keep talking all that shit
by yomamaissahoe April 11, 2017
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clown fire

A combination of clown show and dumpster fire. An indication of a situtation where circumstances are completely out of control and only getting worse.
This project is a complete clown fire.
by skebo5150 January 10, 2019
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Clown Dick

When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.
OH shit, that time of the month again huh Karen... I got CLOWN DICK again... My pubic hair's red..
by Leroy Lereaux March 19, 2019
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Clown Bastard Child

A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born

broken down-

Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!

Child- self-explanatory
by crookedletterI July 22, 2012
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Clown House

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.
There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.
by No Amnesty June 12, 2007
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Clown Rappers

Rappers who provided party type music like V.I.C, Soulja Boy, and Unk.they are fun to get crunk to but are not taken seriously, and should never be compared to Tupac, Biggie, Jay-z or Nas.
Yeah soulja cool to listen to in the club, but he no Biggie Smalls, he is one of those clown rappers.
by Angelgirlbiggie January 12, 2009
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Clown Penis Syndrome

Also known as CPS or Rudolph Cock, Clown Penis Syndrome is when the glans (head) of the penis turns bright red like a Bozo the clown's nose.

The condition can occur after trauma to the penis, but CPS can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.
"I got drunk and passed out at my frat house. When I woke up, two of my fraternity brothers were sucking my dick. I was furious, but then I realized they also gave me Clown Penis Syndrome with a red marker (as a joke), so we all had a laugh."
by sidecarsally June 21, 2009
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