Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

by Yesman64 January 21, 2020

Cleveland switcheroo

The Cleveland switcheroo is a classic technique that involves picking up a hooker on the streeet. When you arrive home you quickly undress (as you are excited to bang a hooker) and you pour your pile of blow on the table. The hooker then drops her panties, and her dick which was consealed (pulled between her legs) springs out and smacks the coke pile into your face, causing a near instant over dose.

:Did you hear what happens to max?
:No
: he went out for a good time on his birthday

:what happened
: oh, some he-she gave him a Cleveland Switcheroo

:damn, poor guy

by OG Mudpipe September 14, 2018

Cleveland Bullworm

A Cleveland Bullworm: When a man's urethra is so gaped that another man can stick his penis in his urethra.

Jeremy: "Hey, dude! Can you Cleveland Bullworm me?"
Wesley: "Oh yes, I'd love to use your gape!"

by Moon Knight Khonshu January 21, 2025

Cleveland lemonade tricycle

used to express a severe amount of mental suffering almost beyond human comprehension

"hey peter from family guy"

"oh hi Patrick from spongebob"
"Cleveland lemonade tricycle"
"oh damn"

by shrigress690000 April 14, 2021

Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face

Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that

by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021

Grover Cleveland Steamer

When 2 guys DP a trash barrel whore and after pulling out scat on her chest.

Laura wanted it so bad after that non-profit event that Frank and Mike gave her a Grover Cleveland Steamer she'll never forget.

by soyparty August 29, 2014

Cleveland

The most amazing man to exist.

Cleveland is definitely a guy you want to get to know. A kid with a dick so big it doesn’t fit on his pants, An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. He will make you laugh until you are crying.

Cleveland’s amazing
Omg Cleveland your dick is so big
Oh Cleveland’s the funniest

by That Nigga C November 23, 2021