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Cleveland Shocker

When you are giving a girl a shocker and she yells, I gotta shit, and blows massive diarrhea all over your chest, face and mouth
Man, why are you covered in shit? I gave that girl a Cleveland Shocker.
Ohh
by Fyshisback January 29, 2022
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Cleveland Stevens

When you leave a party to poop in the host's bathtub like a shitty ninja.
Guys, I walked in on Wyatt leaving me a Cleveland Stevens!
by AJello September 30, 2022
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Cleveland

A city where every single sports team is terrible until LeBron comes and saves them after that they're terrible again
Sadie: guys the Browns one! Charles: the first time in Cleveland history.
by cashgrab 2600 April 23, 2020
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Cleveland Reemer

The Clevland Reemer is the prep work for the famous cleveland steamer. You bend your bitch over the bed and fuck her up the ass vigorously for 10 minutes just after you feed her a pot of baked beans.eait 20 minutes then position her asshole over your chest for the inevitable cleveland steamer. Its worth the wait!
Honey, please eat these beans. I'm in the mood for a nice ass pounding Cleveland Reemer
by burbman69 September 12, 2023
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Cleveland Browns

The literal worst NFL team you can find. Never won a Super bowl and possibly may of never won a game, so if go to Cleveland, you know your NFL team will always be better then them.
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Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
by mcslezzy February 2, 2024
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Van Cleveland Event

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?
by Van Cleveland February 7, 2019
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