Clay

She’s a strong-headed gal
She judges people’s outfits
this is a reference to something.
trollface

“Man,did you see that girl fussing to that person?”
“Ugh,She’s such a Clay.”

by SillyWinter May 23, 2023

Clay

A hard, shapeable soil form, normally in a grey color. It is easier to mold when wet, but when baked, it receives a hard, glass-like strength. Don't let this "glass-like strength" fool you though. It's alsos got glass-like weaknesses. When hit, it shatters.

Friend 1: Why did you break my clay sculpture
Friend 2: It was an accident, I remade it for you
Friend 1: Oh ok. Thanks for being a good friend.
Friend 2: No problem, dude.

by TheFlyingDove May 29, 2023

Claybirded

When a suggestion gets shot down without any thought or consideration.

I suggested we try the new italian restaurant and Hazel claybirded that immediately

by Roundhead723 June 16, 2023

Clay

What love feels like, the perfect boyfriend. He's such a kind soul, near and dear to my heart. Someone who cares truly.

♥♥♥

Person 1: "Hey, how do you feel about Clay"

Person 2: "Him? He's the perfect guy.

by LainTheWired June 24, 2023

clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.

Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!

by jnichols5 August 11, 2023

Claygate

Slummy area where absolute joke man live. Posh pricks but houses are worth nothing because its in the middle of nowhere. Go back to waitrose.

N***: I live in claygate
TDog: Suck your mum blud

by There's nothing you can do September 23, 2023

Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.

Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".

by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023