a person that fights for Theocratic Fascism in government, pushing unconstitutional Christian laws on the US population
by LordEric April 07, 2022
Every Christ-yves to get what they expect when the time is right they are hopeful and careful to the most little things so most most of Christ-yves is Carrie important knowledge and they might be really successful in life some of Christ-yves is never give up on what’s right
Trust all christ-yves
by Drey jetaime November 24, 2021
by 818_Pavel August 05, 2022
its when you're jacking off and about to cum then you see jesus on the wall so you end up edging yourself
"fuck fuck fuck" " jizzus christ is watching"
by sexypogger November 02, 2020
A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.
Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.
Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).
Jon 'Where?'
Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.
Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.
*several similar passes later*
Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.
Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).
Jon 'Where?'
Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.
Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.
*several similar passes later*
Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.
by Crazy49 March 27, 2019
another way to say Christmas.
A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,
without using his direct words.
on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.
A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,
without using his direct words.
on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.
Guy 1: Bro, what do u want for Holy Christ Day??
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.
by stripes is not my name September 24, 2009
An expletive used when falling of a stool backwards and performing a perfect barrel roll with minimal injury.
"Bwahahahah" ... "oh, Holy Christ in Hell!"...
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by MikeLaserstorm69 November 26, 2018