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Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent
Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"
by EuroDingo_Word November 21, 2009
mugGet the Little more choke and you would've started luv!mug.
During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.
"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"
by Dr. Ranjeet April 22, 2020
mugGet the two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combomug.
Best pickup line ever in the smp
Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from
by Big beans the jeans January 26, 2021
mugGet the Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ?mug.

choked 9

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9
Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9
by Jewfrokid March 7, 2019
mugGet the choked 9mug.

Choke

Vargs
Wow, vargs fucking choked in the playoffs again
by Bruh I dunno May 20, 2020
mugGet the Chokemug.

choke

when your ass eats too much while wheezing and chokes on their damn food
human (or alien): THAT WAS HILARIOUS IM CHOKINGON MY DINO NUGGETS

human (or alien again): IM GONNA CHOKE PLSS
by reaa! November 27, 2020
mugGet the chokemug.

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