chode

A short, bald, angry man with a prominent brow and a bad attitude. Probably some sort of genetic throw-back to homoerectus.

Rhys Prothero is simply a chode

by scarred for life February 19, 2004

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long. or very short but very wide/fat.

jessica :"omg...nick has totally got a chode!he showed it to me last night!"

becky : "thats sick!!!"

by jack von offenstein April 18, 2006

chode

this means that someone has the same length dick as it is wide.

"u couldent shag no one with that chode.

by joseph.g December 12, 2007

chode

The area of skin between a man's penis and his anus.

I think your chode is nice.

by Segibson June 30, 2005

chode

1)a penis wider than it is long.
2)some one that is gay

1)tim (betts) has a chode
2) tim is such a chode

by sharon betts July 24, 2008

chode

scott macdonald from adaminaby has ONE

scott has A CHODE
he lives at ADAMINABY

by scott6487575875 November 9, 2008

chode

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003