by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021
Get the lawn chair dickmug. by yeetyeetdanielstink November 8, 2019
Get the Your chair is sexymug. While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 8, 2022
Get the Captain chair splittingmug. This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. (like sitting on a chair) While at a public function, without anyone knowing.
At the next family function my aunt and uncle thought they were pulling a undercover rocking chair, but everyone knew they were fucking. Fucking amateurs.
by RustyRunner February 15, 2018
Get the undercover rocking chairmug. Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.
by LassieSavage August 7, 2023
Get the Alabama Folding Chairmug. A sexual act performed by 2 persons, one person is to lay on the ground with their knees near their head and their anus facing upwards towards the ceiling. The second person progresses to place their anus over person 1, in a scissor like affect. Then person one proceeds to rock their body backwards and forwards, making a rocking motion with their anus, during this process they are also defecating. The faeces from this action is being pressed between the two people, causing the faeces to spread between them, giving a rough "sandy" effect to the friction amongst the people.san
"Jeez that Sandy Rocking Chair yesterday sure made a mess"
"The Sandy Rocking Chair is my favorite after a long day"
"The Sandy Rocking Chair is my favorite after a long day"
by MuntedRandy August 14, 2016
Get the The Sandy Rocking Chairmug. by CATCAT11 March 21, 2020
Get the A very long chairmug.