undercover rocking chair

This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. (like sitting on a chair) While at a public function, without anyone knowing.

At the next family function my aunt and uncle thought they were pulling a undercover rocking chair, but everyone knew they were fucking. Fucking amateurs.

by RustyRunner February 15, 2018

My Chair is wonkey

If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!

MY CHAIR IS WONKEY!!!!!!

by meow moo October 21, 2019

lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.

“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”

by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021

Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

by kdwilco September 21, 2013

Alabama Folding Chair

Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.

Man that was a long swim. I could sure use a refreshing Alabama Folding Chair!

by LassieSavage August 7, 2023

A very long chair

It's a very long chair. What did you expect?

Jerry: Hey, Matt, look at my new chair!
Matt: Wow, that's a very long chair!

by CATCAT11 March 21, 2020

12" Gaming Chair

When someone in your game session brags about how good they are and how bad others are at the video game they play. Implying that they are playing the game with a 12" dildo inside of them.

Gamer 1: "lol ur so badddd l2p like me"
Gamer 2: "don't worry about Gamer 1, he's totally on a 12" Gaming Chair"

by anonbucket June 9, 2020