Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Hair Child

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz

It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower

by kmfrayed April 29, 2012

tangaroni and cheese

The act of eating macaroni and cheese out of a girl's tang.

My buddy Randy told me he ate tangaroni and cheese last night out of Dolly.

by Skin n Walsh April 6, 2017

chobblesome

Something that is worth talking about. Can be both positive or negative.

Ren's shirt is very chobblesome!

by Mr_Mortdecai June 23, 2022

CHEAH!

The exquisite word shouted with great force and intensity by Sir bakerXderek from the lands of YouTube.

"Dude you just hit 100K on youtube!"

"CHHHHHEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
or " CHEAH! " in a simple form.

by Gooty Hole December 16, 2014

chuck norris

Texas Ranger who likes to pimp his home gym thingy. Throw him into any sentence involving celebrities and the sentence is instantly funny.

The best actors in the world are Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, and Chuck Norris.

by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005

Chuck Norris

This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.

Dude that chick i hooked up with last night was a bitch so i Chuck Norrised her ass.

by Tyler Colvin January 24, 2008