Carl

Anybody named Ramando is a big fat hairy cow

Hey Carl

by Oooooh wow October 28, 2019

Carl Support

Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.

Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

carl

NPC

''Carl is such an NPC

by asdfgjklsdfasif February 10, 2022

Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.

He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.

by Qc1 September 7, 2013

Big daddy carl

A older man who loves to disco, prolly aslo a teacher and loves looking at kids

My teacher is a big daddy carl he won’t stop staring at me and the boys

by CRAFTYKAREN June 6, 2022

Carl Jayson

A person who you can describe as shy & very quiet. Those two words are the common words used to describe him. Although his real personality is completely the opposite. Once you get to know him, a sweet, romantic, gentleman is hiding behind his mysterious eyes. He may not be the boy-next-door type but he's got the attraction by words. He's not great at letting out his feelings but only a special someone can bring out the best in him. He is great and someone a girl would want to have.

"Who's that boy she's dating?"
"That's Carl Jayson, his eyes are hot af!"

by Pseudonym0912 June 8, 2021

Hard Carl

A member of the Hard ₵arls, the most elite crew of shuffle dancers. At Christmas, they're also known as the ₵hristmas ₵arls.

I saw the Hard Carls last night - them boys really know how to shuffle! Them Hard Carl boys really know how to shuffle!

by ₵arl October 16, 2021