Captain Butthole

A person who is being really annoying.

Just call someone "Captain Butthole" the same way you would call them "Turd Pants" or "Butt Licker" or "Ass Wipe".

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

Captain India

Like Captain America, but is an Indian stereotype. His alter ego is Sachin Dhullipalla, a call center worker. When he is Captain India, he dresses in traditional Indian clothing with an Indian flag as his cape, wearing a magical fanny pack filled with curry and math, and rocking socks with sandals. First, he will confuse his enemies by throwing the math at them, then he will throw curry into their eyes and escape on his magical flying elephant.

I thought I would be killed by the Summer Soldier after he threw a Cheerwine bomb at me but then Captain India came out of nowhere and saved my life!

by xHilarious iFunny January 8, 2015

Captain Skinny-Dick

Someone who is short tempered, frequently asserts themselves over others, and wrongly accuses people for things they didn't do. They are usually a complete asshole as well.

Joe: "Did you hear about what Bob did yesterday?"

Tom: "Yeah, he took control of the Soup Kitchen, claimed himself as King of the Homeless, and then accused the lead chef of murdering his cat."

Joe: "Yeah, he's a Captain Skinny-Dick"

by SucklinTeets June 16, 2014

captain hook

a curved dick

me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook?

by scurvytypeb May 4, 2022

Japanese U-boat captain

When you go down on your girl for so long, that your glasses get fogged up.

I went down on Marci for 54 minutes last night and I looked like a Japanese U-boat captain

by jcracky April 23, 2013

Captain America

When your engaging in intercourse with a girl, releasing your seamen into the condom, removing the condom and then swinging over your head, striking her in the face and then procaliming "JUSTICE!"

1) Last night was my first Captain America.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

Captain Qwark

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.

Ratchet: We need a superhero Clank. Who can we call?

Clank: Anyone but Captain Qwark

by TacoMann May 26, 2009