cave paintings

The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.

Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!

by Apecreature June 16, 2011

Cave Baby

An extremely ugly girl that is disgusting and you don't even wana go near.

Hey dude your sisters friend is a cave baby.She has pimples all over her face and looks like a complete retard.

by noe one December 7, 2011

Carver

Anyone with this last name has a huge dick (fact) and gets the hottest girls

U have a big Carver

by Carver1269 September 28, 2017

Caiden

Caiden is a wonderful person, he is intelligent and one of the funniest guys you'll ever know. He looks like he would be a jock, when really, he's a true nerd. Most likely in band, most likely in an advanced class, and has one or two close friends. He is the best guy you'll ever meet

Caiden is amazing
Duh

by Magic-hulahoop December 5, 2018

Brazilian carvery

The art of oral sex performed on a woman who has had a "Brazilian" down below.

Brazilian carvery. "Fernando had a lucky hit last night", he met Cosenza at the Bodega bar". "The chic has got a wicked Brazilian going on". "So I guess Fernando will be having a "Brazilian carvey" tonight then.

by bigbadguy August 29, 2009

Sex Cave

The state (often in the early stage/s of a relationship) of being in a state of constant sexual intercourse.

This state can last for weeks at a time and, can cause serious damage to your friendships.

"Where've you been for the last six weeks?"
"Since I started dating Joe, we've been in the sex cave non-stop."

"You coming to the pub next week?"
"Sorry bro, I'll be in the sex cave."

by rscotland October 24, 2012

Slime Cave

When one masturbates inside of a sleeping bag and covers the inside with ejaculate

My sleeping bag is a slime cave because my girlfriend couldn't come on the camping trip

by NugzTheNugLover November 12, 2012