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From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
by The Giza December 1, 2019
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