COVID 2020

Refers to the point in time where all people of the world's population had to self-quarantine for the majority of 2020 due to the Coronavirus outbreak.

Remember when so many people got famous on tiktok during COVID 2020?

by marypop November 28, 2020

COVID FACE

Recognizing someone with a mask on and looks different when the mask is removed.

When I saw their COVID FACE, I was ready to sit on it. But then the mask came off and I liked their COVID FACE better!

by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020

COVID Head

COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.

Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.

by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020

covid bitch

A person who uses coivd19 as an excuse to not attend an event or see a person.

1. Hey, where's Lachlan Bernie tonight?
2. Yea na, he ain't here. His a covid bitch!
1. What a friggin dawg ay.

by Jigaboo123456 July 4, 2020

Covid-Daddy

Noun; a man who gives his significant other Covid-19

I was feeling fine till I got sick from my Covid-Daddy

by Mobilepreacher July 15, 2020

covid time

The warped perception of time during the COVID lockdowns.

One week is one month in covid time.
It's been almost one year already? Time flies in covid time.

by bubbagomp December 1, 2020

COVID-19

A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.

Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?

Gerald: Um..... Yes?

Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!

by JerryandGerald October 16, 2021