corking the bat

dildo insertion into the head of the penis well into the urethra (utilizing a pumping action) for the purpose of sexual gratification.

man, that carzy chick corked my bat something fierce. I cannot urinate with ease at the moment.

by david baas June 24, 2003

Cooling

A surname that is soo cool

Gee Cooling "Wow see that girl..shes SO Cool its even in her name!"

by Georgia Cooling January 12, 2009

turtle choking

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

by ryan-the master of the universe May 2, 2006

cocking a beer

Striking your beer bottle straight down on someone else's beer bottle such that the concussive force causes the other's beer to erupt like a foamy volcano. A common grundy to play on a lightweight by feigning to cheers them. The word cock is an onomatopoeia for the sound of the collision.

Example of cocking a beer:
Jaime: Dude, that guy Cam is trying to pimp Tammy and he's totally a lightweight.
Robert: Yeah dude, you should go cock his beer.
Jaime: Hell ya dude.

by i1abnrk August 30, 2011

Choking The Chicken

A frase that is often used to describe a male masturbating.

I walked in on Kevin Choking the Chicken to gay porn!

If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.

There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

Corking

Inserting your pointer finger into someone's rectum, then rapidly removing it in a "come hither" motion. This movement creates a popping sound, similar to removing a cork from a wine bottle.

John and Sarah are in the bedroom corking again. We're going to have to wash the sheets.

by BigDaddyC6969 November 25, 2020

Pony Choking

The Indianapolis Colt Football team continuously wins in the regular season and loses in the playoffs.

Pony Choking History

• February 7, 2010 - Super Bowl XLIV – San Diego 31, Indianapolis 17
• January 8, 2011 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 17, Indianapolis 16
• Jan. 3, 2009 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 23, Indianapolis 17

• Jan. 13, 2008 - AFC Divisional – San Diego 28, Indianapolis 24

• Feb. 4, 2007 - Super Bowl XLI - Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17

• Jan. 15, 2006 - AFC Divisional - Pittsburgh 21, Indianapolis 18

• Jan. 16, 2005 - AFC Divisional - New England 20, Indianapolis 3

• Jan. 18, 2004 - AFC Championship - New England 24, Indianapolis 14

• Jan. 4, 2003 - AFC Wild Card - Jets 41, Indianapolis 0

• Dec. 30, 2000 - AFC Wild Card - Miami 23, Indianapolis 17 (OT)

• Jan. 16, 2000 - AFC Divisional - Tennessee 19, Indianapolis 16

by OneSmallStep January 25, 2011